Article: 5468 of rec.humor.funny
Keywords: smirk, long
Date: Thu, 16 May 96 19:30:03 EDT
Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to email@example.com.
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply.
Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line.
Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please.
The article "Stupid Criminal Hall of Shame" was, in fact, written by the
article's submitter, Vince Sabio. It was *not* from "News of the Weird".
My apologies to Mr. Sabio, and shame on the twenty or so of you who
Lord, you're all out to get me. I know it.